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As I stepped onto the escalator on my way to work, a security guard standing nearby said “Excuse me.” I looked up at him, and he said to me “You have great tits.” I snorted in disgust and as I rolled on down the escalator I heard his call out “What, are you offended?” I […]

I was walking to Union Station mid-morning and noticed two high-school aged boys walking toward me on the sidewalk. My initial thought was, why aren’t they in school? I generally don’t want to make eye contact or talk to guys on the street, because of some of the offensive stuff that I’ve heard. But, I […]

I was walking back to work from Union Station when I pass a guy wearing huge headphones. He goes “Hey baby, how’d you get that cute ass? How’d your ass get so cute?” bursting my happy little bubble of just talking on the phone with an old friend while having a good coffee. I say […]